Upcoming Events

Spring Networking Social…

March 19 5:30-7:30

Are you in business for yourself? Are you tired of the “same old, same old” networking events? A few fried appetizers, a tired old restaurant bar…… boring people? Would you like to meet some different, vivacious business women, in a beautiful home setting? If so, you need to attend my networking spring social! You’ll be glad you did!

This lovely event will take place at my home on March 19th!  5:30-7:30 and includes drinks, delicious food and appetizers!

If you’d like to attend, please go to eventsframe and register:


or give me a call to put on your credit card!



The Comedy Queen presents…   

                                    “Down and Dirty” with the Queen

                      A One Woman Show!

Weds. Sept. 5th 8 PM    

Doors open at 6 PM- come early for more fun!

Wildwood Restaurant

116 Civic Center Dr.

Vista, CA 92084


See Patti Phillips LIVE!

         (Because live is funnier than dead!

Tickets, $15 (in advance)   At the door, $20 (if available)

Get Your Tickets TODAY!  Seating Is Limited!

Reservations necessary for Dinner. Ask Patti about details.

To purchase tickets or for more info, contact Patti Phillips
619-507-2100 Patti@TheComedyQueen.com or go to



Just about everything you need to know about the fun!

EXCITING NEWS! I am putting together a fabulous event, and YOU can be a part of it if you’d like!     APRIL 29, 2019!

A CRUISE for my fantastic gal-pals!

This 4 night cruise will take place in April 2019- (so you have PLENTY of time to work it in to your budget!)

We will leave San Diego, cruise up to Victoria, then end up in Vancouver!

The cruise is on Holland America, the MS Eurodam!

Your 4 nights will include a group of fantastic women!
* Events to get to know each other better, a few light seminar/workshops while at sea.
* All your meals
*On board activites- both ship-sponsored and private to our group
*Workshop/seminars for our group (optional to you!)

*** After the cruise for those who would like to extend, we will be taking the train to Seattle for a 2 or 3 night stay there. After all- who DOESN’T want to see them throw fish around Pike’s Market????

Think you may be interested? Contact me, or my fabulous travel agent, Adele (her info is on the flyer attached!)

I will guarantee you, we will have an AMAZINGLY FUN adventure……….. or my name isn’t The Queen of Damn Near Everything!





Monday, December 4th

Delicious Home Made Treats, just for you!

Ladies, Are you looking for a fun and different way to network and meet “like minded business women?  Look no further!  I love putting on events for women which are a little bit different than the “lunch or evening in a restaurant” networking.  When you are relaxed and feel “at home” you can connect on a whole different level!  Come and enjoy afternoon tea in my home, which is transformed for the holidays!

Sipping, Savoring, Shopping, Socializing and Special Surprises!

Enjoy a beautiful afternoon tea amidst beautiful holiday decorations in a gorgeous Carlsbad home while networking with like-minded women. 

After all, why “Network” when you can “Net-FUN!?”

When:  Monday, December 4th 12:30-3:30

Where: A private Carlsbad Aviara Home (address given when you register)

What:  Tea, Homemade scones and Lemon Curd, Tea Sandwiches, Dainties, A Signature drink for those who like to “Imbibe” and Shopping for the Crown Jewels and Bling!

$25.00 to attend.  Must preregister.

How:  Go to Eventbrite to register.  Space is VERY limited for this event, so don’t wait! https://christmasteawiththequeen.eventbrite.com

 Contact Patti@TheQueenofDamnNearEverything.com or 619-507-2100

Shop for beautiful “bling” too! What a GREAT way to pick up gifts for those “gal-pals” on your list!

There will also be raffle prizes, shopping and fabulous professional like-minded women!
Reservations are only available until 4 days before the event, so I can be certain to have an appropriate amount of delicious food for you. No last minute walk-ins.

Register by August 10th to have your name put in for a special door prize! Bring a friend, new to “The Queen” and receive an extra raffle ticket too!

Black & Rhinestone Handbag, Casual to classy!

This black & Rhinestone handbag comes with an optional shoulder strap. It can go from casual to dressy!