TaDa for the TaTa’s…..
So here I am, just strolling through Facebook. The first “down time” I’ve had in almost 2 weeks, and I thought I’d check out what is going on in the world of my Facebook friends, when suddenly I come across this ad for the Ta Ta Towel. I had to stop, take a gander, then look into this further.
If you aren’t yet familiar with the Ta Ta Towel, it is basically a hammock, made out of a towel to hang your titties in. In other words, an “Over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder.” (That’s what I would have called this invention, if, indeed, I had invented it….. which I didn’t, because I didn’t know there was even a need for it.) Evidently, a number of big breasted women seem to sweat under their boobs while getting themselves ready to go out into the world for the day. Hence, the “Ta Ta Towel” was invented. It is described on their sites as “The perfect accessory to any set of boobs.” I prefer a diamond necklace as my boobs perfect little accessory. Call me a snob.
Solutions for Sweaty Boobs
Perhaps I’m a skeptic, and perhaps it’s because my rather ample boobs don’t seem to have this weeping sweatage problem…….. but did anyone ever think of a simple little robe? I have a cute little leopard number, which is nice and cool in our oh-so-hot summer weather, and I throw that on when I’m getting ready for the day. (Unless the weather is cool, then I throw on a warmer robe. But in either case, I don’t need a special over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder.) My simple little robe seems to do the trick for me.
I did a little further research on the Ta Ta, and found they have a facebook page, a number of “reviews” on the item, and, evidently, some different colors and patterns that the Ta Ta might be ordered in.
I’m a Sucker, I’ll Admit It!
I’ll admit, I’m usually a sucker for everything that comes my way, and promises to solve a problem. I’ve tried the “Skinny Coffee.” About $30.00 later, and a few weeks of coffee that had some suspect white specs in it later…… not an ounce was lost. I also fell prey to the curlers that promised to give me ringlet type of curls fast and easy……. wait for the video on this one folks. You’ll be glad you did. (As soon as I figure out how the hell to make said video). The black mud looking mask……… don’t ask.
This time, however, I did not fall prey to ordering the Over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder. Why you may ask? When even the model looks frumpy and dumpy in it, I know that no one in my house, including me, needs to see this shit. In addition, they retail for $45.00! Are they kidding me? Come on. REALLY Ta Ta? Had this thing been $10.00, maybe even $15.00, I would have been tempted to buy one, just for shits and giggles, and to share with the likes of you who read this blog. But seriously? $45.00? Holy crap! I am in itinerant “second hand” shopper. My nicest dresses and evening gowns don’t even cost me $45.00! Am I going to buy a boob sweat sopper and spend that much? Not on your life Sam! No way! I could buy at least 4 or 5 new dresses for that amount of money, and they are going to be one HELL of a lot more fun and flattering than this gizmo!
I suppose I could do a “Go Fund Me” page, so that people could contribute to me purchasing the Ta Ta, but I’m saving that route for something really big and important, like a face lift or tummy tuck sometime down the line. You’ve got to plan these things out to get the most “bang for your buck” you know!
Meanwhile, I’ll just use one of my cute little robes to hold the boulders while I’m getting ready for the day. And thank my lucky little stars that my boobs don’t sweat. Life is good here at the Queen’s castle!
If you think that you just can’t live without a Ta Ta Towel, here is a bit more information on this nifty invention!