Excuse me, can you please just flush the damned toilet?
Pet Peeves, we all have them. Sometimes, they are legit. Sometimes, you are just plain fucking crazy. MY pet peeves are all reasonable. Anyone and everyone would agree with them, I’m certain.
The one that is my #1 Pet Peeve-leaving the toilet, toilet seat or toilet stall a mess. Listen bitches, when you walk out of a public restroom, before you leave the stall, look back, and make sure that anything you left in or ON the toilet is gone once you flush. It SEEMS like such an easy thing to me. I do it, and never once have I been worn out from the effort. I actually don’t even remember a time I had to take a nap immediately after due to the stress of such tough work. I make sure the toilet paper has flushed, the pee-pee and pooh-pooh have flushed, ass gaskets have gone down the toilet, and no drips are on the seat. It’s a pretty simple task, in my estimation……
Why, oh why, oh why then is it that about 3 times out of 4, I walk into a stall to find one or more of the above mentioned gross situations, in or on a toilet???? COME ON LADIES! I’m willing to bet that at home, these same women don’t have huge wads of toilet paper building up in their toilets! They’d have a fit if their husband left a single drip of urine on the toilet seat. And yet, it’s OK for me to walk in the stall they just walked out of and deal with their filth!
The one that REALLY frost my ass is the person who uses an ass gasket (the little paper thing that is supposed to keep you from getting some sort of life-threatening disease) and leaves it on the toilet when they walk out. The tissue thin paper has now soaked up the water/urine/whatever from the toilet being flushed, so that while THEY have chosen not to touch a dry toilet seat previously, they have left a sopping tissue and urine soaked toilet seat for the next victim using the same stall.………
What About the Golden Rule?
Who the hell thinks this shit is A-OK? What about the golden rule? I really don’t understand the thought process of these women, but there evidently are a huge shit-load of you out there! I’ve been known on occasion to call someone out when they have just evacuated and left this sort of mess. “Excuse me, would you like to finish the flushing and wiping process from the toilet you just walked out of?” Typically, all I have gotten in response is a rude look, as I decide to use another stall.
And, while we are on this shitty topic- how many people REALLY need a reminder, every damned time we are in a toilet, that all that is supposed to go into the toilet is toilet paper? I honestly think I’ve seen the request made any number of different ways: cute, pleading, bitchy, formally, silly. All, however said, basically say the same thing- Don’t put anything that didn’t come out of your body naturally, or was used to wipe the same part down the toilet. Simple. Seems simple. Seems uber simple. Can’t we just be told this once in life, and have the information stick? Evidently there are a lot of people out there breaking this common sense rule too, or they wouldn’t be reminding us of it every time we shut the stall door. SERIOUSLY? Come on people, this isn’t fucking rocket science!
Singapore Does Things Right! Big Brother, And Sister, Are Watching!
I don’t know if you are privy to this, but in Singapore, you can place someone under citizens arrest if they don’t flush the toilet and leave the stall properly clean and tidy. I’d add one more layer to that rule, and make them clean the whole damn bathroom. With their tongues. I realize, I’m a tough task-master, but anyone who knows me, knows that I just don’t abide rudeness well. They would remember if they did THAT shit, I’m sure.
Toilets would be flushed. Ass gaskets would be flushed down the toilet completely and neatly. Urine drips and God forbid, blood drops would be wiped up, and the wiping tissue placed neatly where it belonged.
A word of advice, should our bathroom useage cross paths….beware, if I’m in the bathroom, and you leave it gross, and I happen to be the one walking in as you walk out….I’m calling you out in front of everyone, so be ready!